2018 funny fantasy football names free#

Example: “I got a case of the ol’ fantasy impotence this weekend when my running back couldn’t score on three tries from the 1.”įantasy Kickball: This is when your fantasy team’s life hangs in the balance with just your kicker playing on Monday Night Football.Then your opponent’s kicker gets the cheap field goal. Example: “I would have beaten you in Week 6, but Amari Cooper fantasy ghosted me.”įantasy Impotence: When your running back gets stuffed at the 1-yard line three times in a row.He’s way better anyway – I’m fantasy fickle like that.”įantasy Ghosted: When you start a player in your lineup, but he doesn’t score a single point due to injuries or lack of touches. Example: “I wanted to draft Derrick Henry badly, but someone else snatched him up, and I got Dion Lewis one round later.

Example: “I nearly swallowed a chicken wing bone when what I thought was going to be a Jameis Winston touchdown pass turned into a pick-six during that devil’s highlight.”įantasy Fickle: When you really want to draft a player, but when someone else takes him, you realize you didn’t want him that much anyway.

But it ends up being a pick-six for your opponent’s defense. The Devil’s Highlight: When the game you are watching shows a highlight from another game, with your QB, so you think he’s about to throw a TD pass.

Example: “My team is brutal – I even lost to some idiot on cruise control, with two players on bye weeks.”.

I wish Captain Obscurity would just change “ATHFGFY” to something we can all remember.”Ĭruise Control: When your fantasy team loses to someone who forgot to change their lineup, leaving in bye-week players.

Example: “I can never remember what Danny’s team name means.

Example: “They say even a blind dog finds a bone now and then, and I definitely got a blind-dog boning this weekend when Tim’s crappy team skated by me.”Ĭaptain Obscurity: The guy that names his fantasy team something so obscure that he always has to explain it every time someone asks him what it means.

When he talks, it’s like he turns into an adult from “Peanuts” cartoons: “Bwuh bwah, bwuhhhhh, bwuh bwah.”Ī Blind-Dog Boning: This is when your team loses to the worst team in the league.

Example: “Matt thinks I care how his team was behind after the 1pm games, but then how they came back in the 4pm games.

The Adult in “Peanuts” Cartoons: The person that shares every detail of their fantasy team’s win over the weekend, forcing you to hear their voice differently.

2018 funny fantasy football names free#

Please feel free to add your own at the bottom – or rename some of the ones I listed! I shared examples for many of these terms to help explain them better.